Madeline Jones (Writer)

Madeline Hamilton Jones is a recent UCSC graduate with two B.A.s, one unpaid parking ticket, and no professional credits. She hopes that the people at the Pack Theater find her work funny and sexy so she can tell the haters that she made it big in showbusiness (to which the haters will respond with “I’m sorry, who are you again?”). You can find her at the slime museum on Fairfax, where she gets paid to parallel play and encourage slime-based merriment.